iamelijahj:

imsoshive:

“Aye son, take this picture real quick.”

this is the most amazing gif i’ve seen in a while man

smellslikesomebullshit:

dear men who feel like marriage is a trap and “taking away your freedom”, here’s a list of things you can do:

- not get married
- literally
- just don’t fucking propose
- and if she asks you, say no
- don’t get her hopes up
- seriously what the fuck is wrong with you???

gerardwhy:

i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy theories and bands and bela lugosi and eat pasta

hellyeahthomassanders:

To everyone who started school last week/this week/whenever you start:
I hope you have a wonderful year/semester/school term. I hope your classes challenge you, but never stress you out. I hope you have wonderful teachers who want to see you excel and will do everything in their power to help you learn. And I hope you make lots of friends who love you for who you are and that you create a lifetime of wonderful memories together. And remember, you can do anything you put your mind to. Now go rock that place! :)